Something is going on with the website again. You may have noticed that it is in plain black and white now rather than those lovely greens and reds. The magical stars have vanished and you can’t navigate around anymore. I don’t know why, and even if I did I wouldn’t understand it. I firmly refuse to understand why these things happen. Suffice it to say that my WEB DAEMONS are looking into the problem and will be fixing it shortly.
Otherwise I’ll have to get Great Aunt Eunida involved. She already appeared at the foot of my bed at 3 o’clock this morning (giving me an awful fright) but that was because she heard I was making popovers for breakfast. She arrived with her birdcage and a huge block of stinky gorgonzola cheese as big as a cow’s head, and plopped herself down in the only comfortable armchair. She then proceeded to mutter various half incantations and phrases of mystical mumbo jumbo, her beady lemon candy eyes flashing the occasional lurid spark, until I got up and made her a bowl of steel-cut oatmeal with pickled herrings and a pat of butter- just the way she likes it.
Like spam, it seems there is no getting rid of her.
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